And the popcorn goes to...

So, obviously I don't watch MTV. It's no longer a "music" channel anymore. I think GAC is really the only "music" channel left that's actually playing music among the "music" channels: MTV, VH1, GAC, blah, blah. Well, I missed an important MTV ceremony that aired on Sunday, May 5. Yes, I'm talking about

and I'm going to hit you with everything! The nominees, the winners, my thoughts (criticism), and I'll even give you lots and lots of pictures! I know you, you like pictures more than my actual writing. So, here we go!